How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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poop

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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