- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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