- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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