- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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