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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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