- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

tims sty:)

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

This one sucks!

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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