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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.