Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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