How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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ass.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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