Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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The MLS

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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what?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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