Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Justin Bieber

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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My parents died!

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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