What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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