Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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