Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Your time.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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