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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

The person below me is weird.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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