HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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tims sty:)

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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The person below me is weird.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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