- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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