- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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