- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Whats white and sticky fluff

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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