Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Needless to say,

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bees knees

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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