what is a chicken answer: chicken

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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