- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yes!

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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So a seal walks into a club..

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

civil rights

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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