- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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