A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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