- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

you and your family will die tonight

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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