Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Sac

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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