A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Snooki

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Cancer

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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