- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Black People

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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