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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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