Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Illumati Confirmed

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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