- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats 2+1? 2.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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