-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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