Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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u jelly?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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