What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Michael Castillo is gay

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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