What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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