What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Vagina.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

How long is a china man?

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Come In!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hi

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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