Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Anti Joke

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