- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

where do some birds live in? Earth

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

whats brown and sticky? shit

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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