Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Rigo your a stupid ass

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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