Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Black People.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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more like nig!

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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