- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

one day i went to bed

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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