A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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