Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Womens rights

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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The person below me is weird.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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