A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Snooki

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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lol a man is drowning

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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