- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Are you a tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

The person below me is weird.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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