- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A white person at Harvard

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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