What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A homosexual walks into a church

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's funnier than poop? More poop

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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