What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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