- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Health food.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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