What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Samraj.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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lybia

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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