What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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