- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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