Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

knock knock get lost!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

This is not a joke or is it

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What's 9+10? 19

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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