- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's the difference between a duck

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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