A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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