Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Women.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Womens Rights

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Anti Joke

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