- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cool Brian

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

gay marriage.

Women's rights...

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Yo mama's fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Catholicism.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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