What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Harry Styles

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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purple pickles

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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