Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Women.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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