When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Women's rights

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Abortion

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's funnier than 68 69

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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