- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

what happens every day? People die

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

religion

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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