whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

tom pauling

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Cheese stick

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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