- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

whats long and green? weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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