- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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