What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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