- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

woman's rights

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

whats chinese noodles

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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