- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Catholicism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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