Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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My parents died!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Nickelback

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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