can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Take this and put it- No.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Black Friday

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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