I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

My pet rock died.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Justin's hair

what happens every day? People die

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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