- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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