- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

you first

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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