Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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This is not a joke

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