A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Jesus was a good guy

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

knock knock

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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