Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Potassium? K.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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