- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

hahahahaha thats not funny

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

full house

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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