- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Do you like fishsticks No

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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