What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Women's rights

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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