- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A guy was beet by his wife.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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