A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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