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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did i write this? I was bored

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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