Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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