How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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you and your family will die tonight

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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