Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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