- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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