Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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book 'em danno

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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