What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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