Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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racism...deal with it!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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