A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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split your ass cheek

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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