How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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whats chinese noodles

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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