- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Potassium? K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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