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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

hickory dickory dock no one cares

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

where do some birds live in? Earth

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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