- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Gingers.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

This one time at band camp music was played.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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