- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents died!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

The Holocaust.

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