Your time.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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