How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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