You know what's funny? Clowns.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

A white person at Harvard

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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