Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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knock knock get lost!

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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