why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Samraj.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

lybia

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Brad Fuller!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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