- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

I pooped.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Yo mamas so fat.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Who wants pizza crusts?

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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