"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

why did the man die? he was shot

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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