A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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