What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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