- Anti Joke

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

9 Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

9

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Donald Trump

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

9

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D