What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Cheese stick

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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