How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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You see how lame this is?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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